This year I decided to follow the official Inktober guide, but in an impromptu twist it turned into a (slightly disturbing) pinup theme.















I present Schrödinger’s d*ck in a box.
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Stick your junk in that box
3. It’s a quantum paradox of superposition; the box is empty and full at the same time. There’s only one way to find out which outcome is true! And that’s the way you do it!






Who else could be the master of deception other than Mystique?


He stole all the burgers!


Tori Amos as the queen of the fairies, with inspiration from her Sleeps with Butterflies video.

Oh, she’s a tempting temptress!

Don’t ask him what you want to do tonight.



For those who are old enough to remember the good ol’ days of ICQ.

Gender Bender

Got milk? Her milkshake brings all the pigs to the yard.